LIVE FOOTAGE#001
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EXHIBIT 001★ VERIFIED BY NOBODY
★ MEET AMERICA'S MOST ONLINE CITIZEN EST. IN THE REPLIES
MEET THE
LIBTARD.
♞THE BLUE SIDE'S BIGGEST HEADACHE.
Blue hair. Blue hat. Red-hot takes.
She hasn't logged off since 2016, and she's about to explain why you're wrong.
999+UNREAD REPLIES
0GRASS TOUCHED
24/7ONLINE & OFFENDED
⚠ PUBLIC MELTDOWN IN PROGRESS ⚠
100%
PRESSED
PRESSED
"UM, ACTUALLY—"
FIG. 01 — SHE HAS SOME THOUGHTS.
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PROUDLY UNOFFICIAL • ENTIRELY SATIRICAL • EXTREMELY ONLINEKEEP SCROLLING ↓
SHE'S TYPING... ✳ THE BLUE HAT NEVER SLEEPS ✳ NEW OPINION JUST DROPPED ✳ SHE'S TYPING... ✳ THE BLUE HAT NEVER SLEEPS ✳ NEW OPINION JUST DROPPED ✳ SHE'S TYPING... ✳ THE BLUE HAT NEVER SLEEPS ✳ NEW OPINION JUST DROPPED ✳ SHE'S TYPING... ✳ THE BLUE HAT NEVER SLEEPS ✳ NEW OPINION JUST DROPPED ✳
01 // FIELD REPORTTHE INTERNET HAS A PROBLEM
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT / VERY REAL
THE OTHER
SIDE GOT
ONE TOO.
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IMPORTANT!
PLEASE DO NOT SHOW HER THE COMMENTS.
— MANAGEMENTThey had a red hat meme.
Now the blue hat is here.
This is The Libtard: a completely fictional, gloriously exaggerated parody of the most terminally online Democrat you have ever encountered in a reply thread.
She has a ring light, a lukewarm iced coffee, and a new thing to be angry about every 12 seconds. The jokes write themselves. She just types them faster.
Not a political organisation. Not affiliated with the Democratic Party. Just a deeply unserious internet cartoon.
02 // RECEIPTSRECOVERED FROM THE TIMELINE
THE MELTDOWN
ARCHIVES.
CAUTION:
HIGH LEVELS
OF POSTING ↙
HIGH LEVELS
OF POSTING ↙
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW#002
Volume: maximum
EXHIBIT 002★ VERIFIED BY NOBODY
SHE WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE ALGORITHM
03 // ADVANCED TECHNOLOGYPOWERED BY PURE OUTRAGE
INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE
THE OUTRAGE
GENERATOR™
One click. One new take. No reading required. Scientists are concerned.
CURRENT OUTRAGE LEVELHIGH
CALMFULL CAPS LOCK
STILL
TYPING
...
TYPING
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THE INTERNET IS A TERRIBLE PLACE.
LET'S MAKE
IT FUNNIER.
ENTER THE COMMENT SECTION THIS IS A JOKE. PLEASE RELAX.
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